Who is the most popular professor in India?
Professor A.F.Mathew
He does not need an introduction but still .... Currently he is working as an professor in IIM Kozhikode. I am privileged to be his student during MICA, Ahmedabad.
Few of his epic quotes. Here it goes.
Term – 1:
* If he has sex with five women, he would be called a stud. But if she has sex with five men, she would be called a slut!
* I do not understand why you all are sleeping… I talk about pornography, I talked about lesbian sex… What more do you want? Do you want me to show you some porn now?
* If she faints when he kisses her on the forehead, then when they start having sex, she’ll have epilepsy!
(Talking about some scene in a movie)
* If you were a Christian, you would have heard of Jesus, no?
* Take a chakda. Go to Shela village. There is a lake. Just jump into that and don’t come back.
* Look at the mere power that I possess over her. I can stare at her, letch at her, touch her… And she is helpless… By just looking at her, I can make her feel uncomfortable.
* During the interviews, 4 out of 10 people say their hero is Hitler! I select such people immediately, because they are the wretched souls who need me the most!
Term – 2
* Although I hate to admit it, but I missed you
(After we returned from our term break)
* I just don’t trust the word ‘caste’ in any other hands than these.
* Why are you laughing? I am trying to be rude to you.
(To a dumb-struck Ankit)
* These are the words of John Bellamy Foster, not mine. My humor is cheaper.
* Sometimes I lie that I don’t know
* A lot of my films have male nudity. I show them for these poor women who do not access pornography… In the name of education…
* Don’t ask me what IMC is? I am using this term in the MICAn ambiguous way.
* I liked the movie ‘Wake Up Sid’. Especially the live-in part was very connecting. Now don’t ask me more.
* You are too young to see that film… you stem-cell.
(To ‘the kid’ Saurav Das)
* Don’t be nasty. Only I have the right to be nasty in this class.
* I am stuck with this media studies course. I try to bring more porn in this also. But what to do?
(Talking about some friend of his who does extensive research on porn films)
* But there is one holy cow – the teacher. And since I am dark, you can call me a buffalo – a holy buffalo.
* Sun God is a wonderful god. He sleeps with everything that moves or does not move.
* Stop behaving in this Christian manner and jump on each other to make up for the lost time.
* Since nobody invites sociologists anywhere. They have all the time to do all these case studies.
* We call him the malignant tumor. Because it will spread and then all will start sleeping.
* Films themselves are very interesting. But they become even more interesting after a boring presentation.
* You are all Immaculate Misconceptions.
(Mathew’s own theory of Immaculate Conception)
* Subtitles are very annoying during a sex scene. Its written “noises”.
Mathew Part 2:
* KGK is only the administrative head. Although he walks around as if he owns the college.
* Star is no longer a star. He has degraded into a black hole now.
(To the Star – AbhiStar – Abhisar)
* We just mentioned the word ‘race’ in the first class in the first term. That doesn’t mean we have covered race.
* Today will be a mid term assignment. What do you want it to be?
Gaurav Puri – Watching movies.
M – Who said that?
Class – Gaurav.
M -Then I can’t get angry. He is one of my immaculate mistakes…. at the time of admissions.
* Jasveen – Groups of two sir (for the assignment)
M – Why two – two? Are you in love? hmmm…
* All of you are talented. I was stunned by the show of your ‘limited’ talent that day (Sankalp – Nautanki Night).
* In Bombay local trains, if a man pinches the bottom a woman, he will easily get away.
But if he pinches the bottom of a man, he will get a nice beating.
But then no pinching is right.
* What do you mean by the word ’straight’?
Do other people have crooked spinal cords?
* A child becomes yours through the socialization process, like a dog is brought up in the family.
* I completely believe in Bollywood. One rain can send your pulses racing. So you should always carry a condom.
* The world is much more darker than you think.
* I want to shoot a gay porn inside Vatican. That is my fantasy.
* I have reached an age when politics is more enticing than the actual thing… hmm
* Now MR is not just Vina Vani types statistics.
* Neelanjan please wake up. You are only alive on stage.
(Nice complement for his acting)
* You learn that software and you can become a graphic designer. HA HA HA HA HA HA
* Annamalai from Madurai…. That was supposed to be funny. Or was it racist?
* Even the hindi gaalis are very interestingly revolving around the three letter word – ’sex’.
* Heterosexual life in India is very very arid.
I am sure all of you will lose your virginity only after marriage.
* Adam and Steve – as they say.
* The best black and white film made ever was ruined by this projector.
(an apt remark on the infrastructure)
* Do not try this here, but at home.
(after showing a gay movie)
Source :
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MICA + Quotes = MIQuotes
He does not need an introduction but still .... Currently he is working as an professor in IIM Kozhikode. I am privileged to be his student during MICA, Ahmedabad.
Few of his epic quotes. Here it goes.
Term – 1:
* If he has sex with five women, he would be called a stud. But if she has sex with five men, she would be called a slut!
* I do not understand why you all are sleeping… I talk about pornography, I talked about lesbian sex… What more do you want? Do you want me to show you some porn now?
* If she faints when he kisses her on the forehead, then when they start having sex, she’ll have epilepsy!
(Talking about some scene in a movie)
* If you were a Christian, you would have heard of Jesus, no?
* Take a chakda. Go to Shela village. There is a lake. Just jump into that and don’t come back.
* Look at the mere power that I possess over her. I can stare at her, letch at her, touch her… And she is helpless… By just looking at her, I can make her feel uncomfortable.
* During the interviews, 4 out of 10 people say their hero is Hitler! I select such people immediately, because they are the wretched souls who need me the most!
Term – 2
* Although I hate to admit it, but I missed you
(After we returned from our term break)
* I just don’t trust the word ‘caste’ in any other hands than these.
* Why are you laughing? I am trying to be rude to you.
(To a dumb-struck Ankit)
* These are the words of John Bellamy Foster, not mine. My humor is cheaper.
* Sometimes I lie that I don’t know
* A lot of my films have male nudity. I show them for these poor women who do not access pornography… In the name of education…
* Don’t ask me what IMC is? I am using this term in the MICAn ambiguous way.
* I liked the movie ‘Wake Up Sid’. Especially the live-in part was very connecting. Now don’t ask me more.
* You are too young to see that film… you stem-cell.
(To ‘the kid’ Saurav Das)
* Don’t be nasty. Only I have the right to be nasty in this class.
* I am stuck with this media studies course. I try to bring more porn in this also. But what to do?
(Talking about some friend of his who does extensive research on porn films)
* But there is one holy cow – the teacher. And since I am dark, you can call me a buffalo – a holy buffalo.
* Sun God is a wonderful god. He sleeps with everything that moves or does not move.
* Stop behaving in this Christian manner and jump on each other to make up for the lost time.
* Since nobody invites sociologists anywhere. They have all the time to do all these case studies.
* We call him the malignant tumor. Because it will spread and then all will start sleeping.
* Films themselves are very interesting. But they become even more interesting after a boring presentation.
* You are all Immaculate Misconceptions.
(Mathew’s own theory of Immaculate Conception)
* Subtitles are very annoying during a sex scene. Its written “noises”.
Mathew Part 2:
* KGK is only the administrative head. Although he walks around as if he owns the college.
* Star is no longer a star. He has degraded into a black hole now.
(To the Star – AbhiStar – Abhisar)
* We just mentioned the word ‘race’ in the first class in the first term. That doesn’t mean we have covered race.
* Today will be a mid term assignment. What do you want it to be?
Gaurav Puri – Watching movies.
M – Who said that?
Class – Gaurav.
M -Then I can’t get angry. He is one of my immaculate mistakes…. at the time of admissions.
* Jasveen – Groups of two sir (for the assignment)
M – Why two – two? Are you in love? hmmm…
* All of you are talented. I was stunned by the show of your ‘limited’ talent that day (Sankalp – Nautanki Night).
* In Bombay local trains, if a man pinches the bottom a woman, he will easily get away.
But if he pinches the bottom of a man, he will get a nice beating.
But then no pinching is right.
* What do you mean by the word ’straight’?
Do other people have crooked spinal cords?
* A child becomes yours through the socialization process, like a dog is brought up in the family.
* I completely believe in Bollywood. One rain can send your pulses racing. So you should always carry a condom.
* The world is much more darker than you think.
* I want to shoot a gay porn inside Vatican. That is my fantasy.
* I have reached an age when politics is more enticing than the actual thing… hmm
* Now MR is not just Vina Vani types statistics.
* Neelanjan please wake up. You are only alive on stage.
(Nice complement for his acting)
* You learn that software and you can become a graphic designer. HA HA HA HA HA HA
* Annamalai from Madurai…. That was supposed to be funny. Or was it racist?
* Even the hindi gaalis are very interestingly revolving around the three letter word – ’sex’.
* Heterosexual life in India is very very arid.
I am sure all of you will lose your virginity only after marriage.
* Adam and Steve – as they say.
* The best black and white film made ever was ruined by this projector.
(an apt remark on the infrastructure)
* Do not try this here, but at home.
(after showing a gay movie)
Source :
Quotes Meister's
MICA + Quotes = MIQuotes
Professor Dr. Harish Chandra Verma.
Popularly known as Prof. H C Verma (Yes, He has his own FB fan page) among the engineering students, is currently a professor in the physics department of Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur (IIT Kanpur).
A book titled "Concepts Of Physics" is the main reason that makes him a well known person, which has probably been studied by mostly every student preparing for an engineering entrance exam.
Popularly known as Prof. H C Verma (Yes, He has his own FB fan page) among the engineering students, is currently a professor in the physics department of Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur (IIT Kanpur).
A book titled "Concepts Of Physics" is the main reason that makes him a well known person, which has probably been studied by mostly every student preparing for an engineering entrance exam.
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