What are the things that make most of the Indians angry?
By Aashka Zaveri -
Ten best one liners about India :-
1. If u want to know how divided we r, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper
2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday
3. Marriages(rest of the world): x+y
Marriages(in India):
∫xdx + ∫ydy
4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile
5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something u r in India
6. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'
7. In India, u don't cast ur vote, u vote ur caste
8. An incredible country where actors r playing cricket, cricketers r playing politics, politicians r watching porn and porn stars r becoming actors
9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it
10. And the ultimate one : Where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets u arrested, while destroying public property does not..!!!!
I am sharing Aashka Zaveri comment on my answer....
1.) If you want to know how United we are, go have a look at all the people who wer indulged in freedom struggle.people
1. If u want to know how divided we r, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper
2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday
3. Marriages(rest of the world): x+y
Marriages(in India):
∫xdx + ∫ydy
4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile
5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something u r in India
6. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'
7. In India, u don't cast ur vote, u vote ur caste
8. An incredible country where actors r playing cricket, cricketers r playing politics, politicians r watching porn and porn stars r becoming actors
9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it
10. And the ultimate one : Where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets u arrested, while destroying public property does not..!!!!
I am sharing Aashka Zaveri comment on my answer....
1.) If you want to know how United we are, go have a look at all the people who wer indulged in freedom struggle.people
2.) India is moving a step forward to become a developed nation, some people don't understand it.
3.) After some years of marriage in India (most of the cases) - :) :)
After some years of marriage in rest if the world (most of the cases) -:) :) (same because India is also part of the world)
4.) If a mobile gets spoiled use all the skills to repair it, if child gets spoiled, pave a new path for the child explaining him/her the right things to do in life
5.) If someone knows how to use a dirty cloth to clean something and leaving it spotless, you are in India.
6.) The only country where people of all religions celebrate all festivals.
7.) In India, you don't JUST cast your vote, you show your hope. (Prime Minister Narendra Modi is fulfilling all hopes )
8.) An incredible country where everyone is an all rounder.
9.) Intelligence is like blood, all Indians have it.
10.) Where disrespecting the Tiranga even on Facebook posts or WhatsApp gets u arrested (Because we won't ever let our Tiranga's honour decrease even a bit)
Source : Heart and Brain of every Indian
May be this is a reply.
Adding a unique thing about India as I got In a comment bySuhas Kurdukar : The Only country in the world "where the distance is measured in time"
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