Don't laugh alone please

Don't laugh alone please:

It's been super busy. Enjoy this joke 

Signs of aging -

Written by a confident lady ....

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them .......

His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion .....

His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,

"Honey (I stammered ; I always call him 'honey' in times like these ) , I left my keys in the car .... and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

_"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"_

_Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."_

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." 😁😁

*_Don't laugh alone_* 😄😄😅😅😂😂

*Send to other husbands or wives because ....*

*So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself  all the times*😉😊😆

लड़की देखने का

*कार्यक्रम* तय हुआ। लड़के वाले बहुत सीधे लोग थे।

*लड़का* --- आपकी शिक्षा ?

*लड़की* --- MF. I.A.S.

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लड़के ने आगे डिग्री की detail यह सोचकर नहीं पूछी कि , कहीं लड़की उसे अशिक्षित ना समझे !!

बाद में वे लोग चले आये । और शादी भी हो गई।

शादी के बाद लड़के ने लड़की से पूछा कि ये

MF, IAS , क्या होता है 

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उसने बताया ........

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*Matric Fail In All Subjects* .

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लड़का 4 दिन से बेहोश है 😛😛😛😛😛😛