THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A GAY GUY
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A GAY GUY:
1. Such a waste.
2. OMGOMGOMG I LOVE gay people. You’re all so adorable!
3. Wish you guys would hurry up and get married. I really want to do a gay wedding.
4. Who’s the man and who’s the woman?
5. Are you a power bottom?
6. Do poppers really work?
7. You like football? But I thought you were gay?
8. Oh, I knew you were gay when you put on that Lady Gaga song.
9. Are you sure you want a double bed?
10. Are you brothers?
11. My best friend Jeremy is absolutely fabulous and you just have to connect with him on Facebook.
12. Isn’t it painful?
13. How do you douche?
14. Have you never slept with a girl?
15. No? Want to try with me?
16. But you seem so masculine…
17. You’re really into computer / video games?
18. What do you mean you don’t like shopping?
19. Oh you built that table yourself?
20. Do you like dressing as a woman?
21. Do I look good in this outfit?
22. Do you like Madonna?
23. But what do you mean you don’t like ABBA?
24. How do you tell if someone is gay?
25. What do you mean you don’t like The Sound of Music?
26. You should try it with a girl and see what you’re missing.
27. I love Will & Grace!
28. So you have AIDS?
29. I hate dogs.
30. Who proposes to whom?
31. How old where you when you chose to be a gay?
32. Don’t you want to settle down with a nice girl and have children?
33. Who will look after you when you’re old?
34. I’m so glad I met you. I really need a new outfit.
35. Oh my god, that’s so gay!
36. Let’s go get cocktails, you gays love all that stuff.
37. What do you mean you only want a beer?
38. How good is your gaydar?
39. What’s barebacking?
40. You remind me of Freddie Mercury!
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